Kids: Today, for our last kid-free dinner before the birth of our 4th...

By Anonymous - 11/03/2011 02:27 - United States

Today, for our last kid-free dinner before the birth of our 4th child, we chose a Japanese hibachi restaurant. They sat us with a family with a toddler, who started screaming at the first flame trick, causing the chef to cease to do anything entertaining. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 20:01

Today, I was excited to go to a Japanese restaurant for my birthday. When the chef started doing tricks however, my spoiled brat of a sister started screaming and crying in terror. My parents insisted we leave and go to McDonald's because she was upset. She's 11. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2023 12:00

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By ellen77 - 13/09/2013 05:55 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

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By morg2000 - 17/02/2009 23:23 - Mexico

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

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By tariel - 22/05/2018 21:08

Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML

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By Dafawk - 19/06/2016 20:54

Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:42 - United States

Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2019 14:00

Today, I went to pick up a pizza with my kids for an easy dinner. As soon as I opened my mouth to order, the 2-year-old in my arms vomited into it. FML

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By germaphobe - 19/08/2021 20:59 - United States

Today, my kids and I went to have dinner with a coworker. After everyone ate, the kids went to play while I helped clear the dishes. To my horror, instead of individually wrapping the kids leftovers, she scraped all the uneaten food back into the main pots. I wanted to puke on the spot. FML

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By Anna - 25/07/2020 05:10

Today, my partner, our 5-month-old baby and I had to go to A&E because my idiot boyfriend mistook dishwasher Rinse Aid for cooking oil, and cooked a meal for us in it. As I'm breastfeeding, even our baby needed blood tests. FML

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dynky 3

Friday 11 March 2011 9:12

I would have complained if I'd been sat with a toddler.

mintcar 9

Friday 11 March 2011 9:19

It's called speaking up. Seriously though, people should learn to control their kids and they should also learn how to handle their outbursts in public. The sound of a crying baby is the worse sound there is.

Comments

dynky 3

Friday 11 March 2011 21:42

it should be a legal requirement for parents to remove screaming children from public places.

Sadochan 0

Friday 11 March 2011 22:07

You're all ******* annoying. Shut up. And Woods, **** off. No one wants you opinion.

neonsugarXx 0

Friday 11 March 2011 22:38

ugh. little kids. :/

neonsugarXx 0

Friday 11 March 2011 22:57

ydi and fyl though, because you should have complained to someone, and it sucks for you, sorry. sometimes kids are annoying.

GeneralMotors 23

Saturday 12 March 2011 1:39

what do you mean by kid free if it is your 4th kid?

Peasanthunter_fml 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 2:03

Bitch slap da mutha fucka

NurseBitch 5

Saturday 12 March 2011 2:21

Oh for ****'s sake! Is THAT all you have to bitch about? Listen honey, you should be worried about how stretched and saggy your baby-maker is going to be after you squeeze that fourth pup out. THEN your life should be reasonably F'd up.

sgtrobswifey 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 3:14

LOL, she's officially deserving of the title, "baby farmer"

monnanon 13

Saturday 12 March 2011 11:10

Ever heard of pelivc floor excersises? It'll be stretched out for a bit but it returns to a size close to normal without the excersise quite quick, with the excersise it can go back to normal completely Also what if the first three kids were triplets?