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By eaa145 - 03/03/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

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Same thing different taste

By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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You deserved it 7 554

By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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You deserved it 3 103

By She totally did not cheat - 15/08/2018 22:00

Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML

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You deserved it 266

It's the thought that counts, or something

By Henji - 10/12/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML

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You deserved it 41 912

Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 20/01/2023 10:00 - Australia - Peakhurst

Today, on my 11-year anniversary with my wife, I bought her a nice necklace and we went to an Indian restaurant where we had the most sensational banquet meal. When we got home, I suggested we made love, to which she replied, "I don't like you enough to do that." FML

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You deserved it 224

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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You deserved it 7 327

By nuttedthefout - 28/04/2011 13:16

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

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You deserved it 9 623

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend and my six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same. So I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What does he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 208

You deserved it 9 872

By I_Lossed - 03/11/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML

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You deserved it 4 774

By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 07:45 - India - Kolkata

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

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ChaosZirconia 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:45

...bitch.

Brown5922 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:39

ohhh haha nice gift from you... but i guess your not performing well?

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woeisme 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 17:00

yo take the necklace BACK!

firedragon64 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 6:35

#28 is awesome, at least if you do that...if she takes it well, then you know she didn't have bad intentions with this one.

jj505_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:41

Yeee 15 and wow bitch

Dane_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 8:33

Maybe she'll have sex with you more often now, win.

alphabetcity 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 7:26

Tell her to stop watching those damn Enzyte commercials late at night

xHaniffax 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 15:39

So, in effect she got herself a present.

_intalek_ 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 18:38

LOOL wow that sucks @24 HAHAH

xxcheesyxx 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 5:58

HAHA! omg ouch

Lisimal 7

Tuesday 26 May 2009 6:35

woodypecker not big enough? so sad... maybe she thinks that cuz she's too used.

Bannanock 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:11

haHA thats sucks maybe you streched it out to much

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Same thing different taste

It's the thought that counts, or something

Romance is dead

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