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By Anonymous / Wednesday 9 November 2011 20:00 / Canada
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That's when you take the shit back, hand her a breadstick and tell her to wait in the fucking car while you enjoy your dinner.

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That's when you take the shit back, hand her a breadstick and tell her to wait in the fucking car while you enjoy your dinner.

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Tell her your gift is your time, and seeing as time=money and you've spent a year on her, that's a lot of money.

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awww it was so romantic. OP's gf doesnt need a "real" gift. that one came from the heart, and if she didnt like it, she shouldnt get any gift

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That's when OP takes a napkin, writes "You're single!" on it, gives it to her, and says "This is my gift to myself!"

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This is why some girls are some real bitches, they say they want a sweet, romantic guy then would take a necklace over everything OP gave her.

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Hey keyman can I get the conversion ratio from time to money. Cause there is some people I spend time on and I need to cash in.

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If my boyfriend did all that, I would fall in love with him all over again. Your girlfriend is a selfish bitch. Obviously she is just with you for the money and the gifts. FYL man. Try finding a better girl.

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some women get mad if you get them impersonal expensive gifts. some women get mad if you get them inexpensive personal gifts. either make sure you've got your girl down cold or give a mix of both.

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I kinda wanna punch her in the face because it's bitches like these who take up all the decent guys and leave the douchebags for the rest of us.

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I did just about the something for my ex gf on Sunday and she did the same thing, mate that's when you break up with them

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Dump her, she's obviously NOT worth any of the things you did for her. None of the guys I've ever dated never even bought me one rose. Which is why they're all kicked to the curb. Find someone who will appreciate the romance. Don't waste anymore of your hard earned money on that slag.

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I would be so ecstatic to have some one write a poem for me and buy me flowers! Poetry is beautiful. She's a bitch.

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SHE JUST WANTS UR DICK! And 108- ur fucking retarded. getting married is a huge decision which you dont do after only 1 year

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How is it even possible to read it as OP being the girlfriend? No matter how I read it, it always sounds the same. OP is quite obviously the boyfriend.

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83, why be stereotypical for? If a chick can do it, why can't a guy. And the other way around? Sometimes I pray for humanity. This is one of those times.

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wow assholes like you give guys a bad name. just because he is sweet doesn't mean he's girly if anything it shows incredible confidence .

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#2 Lets be honest here, if your boyfriend bought you cookies, roses, and a poems, you'd be expecting a gift to back it all up...

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How does one message another? Yes I know irrelevant.. Go ahead and rage at me if you agree ... But lonely people need company also FML and FYL OP

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What a fucking greedy bitch! If that were me, I would just be fine with the Italian restaurant, but you still gave her more, OP. Plus, you didn't even have to do anything for her. She should be thankful you even remembered.

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