Put your wife in an asylum, she's a total retard, she poses a danger to society

LMFAOOOOOOOO

Lol oh wow. Goood luck .(:

for Mr. Fate guy, trollface.jpg

that sucks n u should be more concerned about ur wife!! have some consideration...the poor woman...F-HER-LIFE!! not urs!! maybe she was freaking out bc she was worried about when U R IN THE AIR!! some supporter u r...thats ur wife!! >.>

I'll smack the man 1st.

I really don't get how you can be afraid of flying.... you have a way higher chance of dying while you're driving to the airport than you do in a plane crash

wait... if your wife is "terrified" of flying, why the fuckerz weren't you sitting next to her? doucheface

Ever heard of airplanes that have rows of seats in three or more?

did anybody notice at the beginning it said "left" and at the end he says they're still on the ground...?

haha fail

Quite trying to suppress the free speech of others.

How about I just tell YOU to shut the **** up instead? I agree that the shameless advertising gets annoying, but atleast he's commenting on the FMLs, and he's not harming anyone. Who made you part of the "FML staff"? -.-' They obviously have no problem with it or they would've moderated his posts already.

Why in the Hell are you so angry and bitter? I was not talking to you douche bag. I don't expect you, or any other non-American to understand or appreciate freedom-of-speech. It is wasted on shit-heads like yourself.

dude he wasn't even talking to you, he was talking to glass isass. chill the **** out

Yeah. I was agreeing with you. Why would I cuss you out?

36- quit* I don't normally correct minor spelling mistakes, but when you're a total douche and are going all "I wouldn't expect any non-American to understand" You deserve to be corrected. Asshole.

Agreed. Even if she said she "didn't mind", how could you fall for that? Some husband. Still, that really really really sucks.

http://i28.tinypic.com/30lykhd.jpg Holy shit the FML god visited my FML account profile D:

In addition to that, instead of calming her down, he's posting this on FML.

Lmao @ 52. The plexico fan-club really is growing at an exponential rate.

Haha I have a feeling soon there's going to be a "Plexico, have my babies" group somewhere around...

I'll get right on that. I nominate myself dictator of the group. First rule: Women only. Anyone want to join? Vice-dictator position is open.

Thank you, all. I'm just a guy.

No you're not. You're several comedians sitting in a room coming up with epic lulz.

I'm down for being vice-dictator! =D

You are elected! Welcome to the club. XD At this rate, there really is going to be a huge following of plexifans. I'll have to make a web page up. Oh, and t-shirts! Say cheese, plex! Haha.

Intoxicunt: Hey! Since I came up with the idea, can I at least get a Vice-Dictator #2 spot or something? Haha

Yes! :) Also, I love the information on your profile. "Atheist, vegetarian.." Win.

Woohoo! Now we have to figure out how plexico's going to have 100s of kids and not implode haha And thanks! [:

Well, you see, when two people love each other very much (or get drunk, or want money, or want to show their loyalty as a fan)...... =D

I like the way you all are thinking! So am I going to get to make these mini-plexicos the fun way, or am I going to get a bunch of jars in the mail (one girl, one jar -- plexico Fan Club policy) with pre-paid return postage? For expedited service, they'll send some erotic pictures of themselves to speed the fulfillment of the order. Go ahead and hand out the dictator/vice-dictator offices, just let my wife be the treasurer ;)

Plexico: woah woah woah, we're just going to have to pretend you didn't just say the "w" word (wife). You'll ruin the club! [:

you are SUCH a ****** loser if you think plexico is funny. he is probably a 40-something virgin who just sits at home playing World of Warcraft and commenting on FML's, trying to be funny. He is pathetic to say the least. And you are MORE ****** pathetic for supporting him. **** this, man. Im starting an ANTI-Plexico club. All in favor....

**** you and YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. GO DIE!

well aren't you kind of "supporting" him as well if you create an anti-plexico club? i mean if you can't stand the guy, you wouldn't let the situation ruin your day or even bring up the idea of creating a club against him. just chill out man! some people like to make friends on the site, that doesn't mean you have to interfere and be all anal about it.

#108, Aye! There's no such thing as bad publicity. By the way, I have an idea for a guest speaker for your club. . .

Why would you punch a man In a plane for making a joke? that's gunna get you kicked off