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By LadyLou - 03/11/2015 11:42 - Australia

Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML

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By grossedout - 22/05/2015 15:02 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML

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By sirengamer - 14/06/2017 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML

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By Mmorgan771 - 04/08/2015 17:02 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML

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By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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By sel2207 - 06/01/2009 03:27 - France

Today, I lent my brand new earrings to one of my friends. Everyone told her that they are pretty, and look really great on her. I've been wearing them for the last 3 weeks, and no one has ever mentioned them. FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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By teef - 24/03/2009 08:19 - Canada

Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML

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By thanks..? - 03/11/2018 17:30

Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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By kimosabe - 02/03/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML

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Tripartita 44

Tuesday 3 November 2015 18:51

And they didn't even mention how good your eyeballs would be in a salad?! What a noob.

amberdea404 28

Tuesday 3 November 2015 18:53

They may be the secret tooth fairy, watch out.

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maxxwell9 9

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:39

Why is everyone getting down voted?

monkeytater96 23

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:49

I had a similar thing happen to me. A coworker wanted to "take me home". He claimed I had something he wanted/fancied. It was my teeth....

jonomc 12

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:49

Did he also say he'd like to have you for dinner?

LuluRichards 20

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:53

I suppose you could take that as a compliment...

uchihadesendent 14

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:56

Man that's creepy get a restraining order on this guy I'm getting bad vibes and I'm not even there.

King_of_Cha0s 12

Tuesday 3 November 2015 20:05

Sounds like something my little brother would say

NoirSpartan 11

Tuesday 3 November 2015 20:07

It's because you got those pearly whites..... Yeah I know, not that puny.

mandaa95 17

Tuesday 3 November 2015 20:11

Sometimes I wonder how post like these can be consider a FML. Take the compliment.

Lilkat39 5

Tuesday 3 November 2015 20:18

wow!! that's unsettling.

more4me 27

Tuesday 3 November 2015 20:32

I know the feeling. I once went to a party where this woman kept saying how my dog's fur would make a beautiful coat for someone and she followed him around the whole evening. Creep! At least that means you have beautiful teeth, OP, so there is that !

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