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Tripartita
| 44
And they didn't even mention how good your eyeballs would be in a salad?! What a noob.
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amberdea404
| 28
They may be the secret tooth fairy, watch out.
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giantsfan2010
| 23
I guess that means you have nice teeth?
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MortenM
| 17
Ain't that the tooth
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LilMissCanadian
| 22
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a good pun. Learn from #1.
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Thatissarcastic
| 17
They don't call them pearly whites for nothing.
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Waxwell
| 21
Nothing beats imitation pearls
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bcalle
| 8
Maybe it's cause they were so "pearly" white!....get it?..
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Tripartita
| 44
And they didn't even mention how good your eyeballs would be in a salad?! What a noob.
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cutycat136
| 28
No, they'd make nice Christmas ornaments obviously.
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okaydisarray
| 17
Eyeballs would make excellent earrings too. They'd really compliment the necklace.
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krazy789
| 28
fml's comment section can get pretty scary. these are what nightmares and ogres are made of
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Tripartita
| 44
Look, #72, if you have any nightmares, make yourself some warm milk in your human-skull-mug. After a few sips, relax as the sound of your bed's heartbeat lulls you to sleep.
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Ichiya
| 29
I like sneaking up on people in crowds and whispering "I like your skin can I wear it?" Then you fade into the crowds and giggle as they freak out.
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bwoolf96
| 21
I think that would make my day if someone told me that!
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pjsr
| 31
I would NEVER smile at him again. This is so creepy.
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Liyuesigs
| 8
How much is he offering?
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Rkikkas9713
| 25
It kinda bugs me how people are assuming it's a guy.
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Liyuesigs
| 8
How much is she offering? Better now?
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SecundusSecunda
| 27
Most serial killers are men, therefore by probability we can infer that this is also a man
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Rkikkas9713
| 25
Now that both have been included, yes. I appreciate your effort in satisfying me.
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amberdea404
| 28
They may be the secret tooth fairy, watch out.
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GigaPudding_fml
| 24
Ooh, so that's what the tooth fairy does with all the teeth!
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Bgreen94
| 12
very strange way of complimenting a smile.
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hardcorefan16
| 22
You better be careful then. Anyways that's a weird to say to someone.
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iiTzNeeNerz
| 26
Clearly your whites must be very pearly.
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