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By LadyLou - 03/11/2015 11:42 - Australia

Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML

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By grossedout - 22/05/2015 15:02 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML

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By sirengamer - 14/06/2017 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML

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By Mmorgan771 - 04/08/2015 17:02 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML

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By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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By sel2207 - 06/01/2009 03:27 - France

Today, I lent my brand new earrings to one of my friends. Everyone told her that they are pretty, and look really great on her. I've been wearing them for the last 3 weeks, and no one has ever mentioned them. FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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By teef - 24/03/2009 08:19 - Canada

Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML

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By thanks..? - 03/11/2018 17:30

Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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By kimosabe - 02/03/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML

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Tripartita 44

Tuesday 3 November 2015 18:51

And they didn't even mention how good your eyeballs would be in a salad?! What a noob.

amberdea404 28

Tuesday 3 November 2015 18:53

They may be the secret tooth fairy, watch out.

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cutycat136 28

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:10

Lock all your doors and windows tonight. Sleep with one eye open. Make sure they didn't follow you home from work to try and steal them.

tyler_the_asiann 16

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:11

Maybe because they're pearly white??

tipsy2013 24

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:15

A little girl once told me that she liked my teeth and that she would like to put them on her wall.

Dynosaur_dollie 38

Wednesday 4 November 2015 3:25

it's quite different for a small child as they don't understand how this is creepy. They're learning social skills, a fully grown adult however should probably know that that comes out very very creepy.

LadyLuck93 20

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:16

Fkn weirdo.

dsmithds7 13

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:18

Hey, nice teeth are a good thing maybe you should look into advertising for dentistry. :-)

fullerkate3 17

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:23

Lol I mean that's kind of a compliment

warrenhoward42 20

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:24

saying you deserved it is a compliment for once.

send3426 24

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:25

That's just ******* creepy. I hope someone walked you to your car.

MissuhGrey 10

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:28

What a nice compliment

AlohaSnackbar 11

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:29

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