FML : Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML

Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By grossedout - / Friday 22 May 2015 15:02 / United States - Indianapolis

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By xluciferx666 | 21

#6298182 - Friday 22 May 2015 18:19

Nope you gotta replace their teet with diamonds so they can chew anything

By Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#6298186 - Friday 22 May 2015 18:20

I sense a funny back story...

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By gearhead369 | 20

#6298180 - Friday 22 May 2015 18:18

Anyone seen my gold grill????

By xluciferx666 | 21

#6298182 - Friday 22 May 2015 18:19

Nope you gotta replace their teet with diamonds so they can chew anything

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#6298207 - Friday 22 May 2015 18:29

Almost looks like you said "teet" on purpose, referencing the breast milk FML above. xD

xluciferx666 | 21

#6298456 - Friday 22 May 2015 23:41

Shhhhhh don't give away my secret lol

By thomasrasmussen7 | 20

#6298184 - Friday 22 May 2015 18:20

I feel there's more to this story here.

By Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#6298186 - Friday 22 May 2015 18:20

I sense a funny back story...

By MattStro | 23

#6298188 - Friday 22 May 2015 18:21

Why did this situation even arise?

starile | 19

#6298797 - Saturday 23 May 2015 8:51

... why'd they even have to ask??

By igg125 | 30

#6298198 - Friday 22 May 2015 18:24

Make a nice necklace for her

By amileah13 | 26

#6298201 - Friday 22 May 2015 18:26

And is that the most interesting thing you've had to do there? Sounds like a bizarre and comical situation!

By Nagas | 4

#6298202 - Friday 22 May 2015 18:27

I think you should use them for your own good.

By Toller017 | 14

#6298212 - Friday 22 May 2015 18:32

wtf someone must have just got gummed

By RickySleeves | 20

#6298215 - Friday 22 May 2015 18:36

I bet her smile is golden

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