Anyone seen my gold grill????

Nope you gotta replace their teet with diamonds so they can chew anything

Almost looks like you said "teet" on purpose, referencing the breast milk FML above. xD

Shhhhhh don't give away my secret lol

I feel there's more to this story here.

I sense a funny back story...

Why did this situation even arise?

... why'd they even have to ask??

Make a nice necklace for her

And is that the most interesting thing you've had to do there? Sounds like a bizarre and comical situation!

I think you should use them for your own good.

wtf someone must have just got gummed

I bet her smile is golden