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By ...thanks honey / Wednesday 18 August 2010 06:23 / United States
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  marinus_fml  |  19

well hit the gym OP!

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  shanster  |  3

haha fattie, listen to what your husband says and suck in the gut and stop stuffing your face with cupcakes all the time.

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  EminemTM  |  0

it's funny cause your husband thinks your fat

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  Horde  |  8

why poor op? take the hint and get in shape!

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  mona_is_here  |  10

1. Lose weight 2. If you are too lazy, then just don't get naked in front of your hus in any light. Voilà, problem solved!

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  mona_is_here  |  10

62, haha yeah, I had the same image in mind :D

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  BehindTheSun  |  2

Hell, according to this FML, it's probably hard to NOT see her. Anyways, at the end of the day, it's still her fault. The guy didn't do anything wrong.

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  White_Fury  |  0

He can't help it that he is turned off by fat stomachs!

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  dudenextdoor  |  0

92 I bet u would look amazing in some sexy lingerie ;)

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  MarkSeattle  |  0

fatties getting dressed up in plus size Victoria's Secret lingerie are funny.

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  alliewillie  |  22

OP NEVER EVER said she was fat. she could weigh 105 lbs and have stretch marks from being pregnant with HIS children. Or she could have scars from surgery. Or she could have lost a lot of weight and still have excess skin. it's crappy that everyone always assumes "it's your fault cause your fat." ignorant.

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  MarkSeattle  |  0

104 is obviously a fattie too.

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  twilight_0118  |  0

alliewillie I completely agree. my mom had weight loss sergery about 4 years ago b/c she was obese, and now she is thin but her stomach looks kinda gross cuz there's leftover skin and stretch marks

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  Peacemaker9  |  7

lol husband=boss!

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  MarkSeattle  |  0

no 104, 145, 169 are the dumbasses. if the problem was that she wasn't fat but a scar from a surgery that she could have died from or after busting her ass to lose weight, or just had his child, etc. that would have been the FML. not that she's just gross in lingerie. You all are just apologizing for her with made up excuses due to your own low self esteem.

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  kbaker90  |  0

I agree. I know what it's like to have excess skin because of weight loss, and no money to have it removed. *sigh* This is supposed to be in reply to 104, but it seems like it's getting screwed up.

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  oarisimo  |  4

oh yeah 180, my self esteem is sooo low just because I point out other people's ignorance. you totally have me ALL figured out! congratulations! idiot.

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184 - let me tell you this... first, coud you stop HATIN' plllleeeeeeeaaaasssseeee!!!!! second, you dont make no sence. how could you diss her and then compliment her like... your so ugly , you have the biggest ass... -.- Helllloooooooooooooooooo, a nice round and BIG ass like her, how could you even dare to diss that!!!!!! come'on!! honnestly, what do you prefer? Bone or meat????!!! i think everybody agree with me , MEAT!!! and also that her ass look good !!! i mean... even if its not her, who cares!! and seriously, like really serious, look at you first in the mirror honey... take a second, maybe few minutes...You're not that pretty yourself...imma be real with you, she looks better than you!!!! like for real, for real, shhuuuuuuuss be quiet!! im not tryin to diss you but since you're doin it for no reason.... oh ya almost forgot... OOOOWWWWNNEEED!!!!!!! but im rly not proud of it since you look 13

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  Whydoyouask  |  11

I love your logic #92! it makes so much sense. Since my husband thinks my stomach is a turnoff, so let me stuff myself more, maybe something will change! :D

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  ninomunoz  |  0

Sex with fat chicks is worse than no sex at all.

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  ninomunoz  |  0

Having a little something to hold on to is perfectly fine. But when your woman is so fat that each thrust sends a wave pulsing up her body, I think that line has been drawn. I don't blame the husband for wanting to avoid seasickness. Sex is supposed to be pleasurable, not nauseating.

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  ninomunoz  |  0

58, she wasn't being a smartass. She just struggles with proofreading. Be careful not to misinterpret a woman's idiocy as wit. 54, you're welcome. I've got your back. ;)

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  justsayfuck  |  4

#85, I hoped it wouldn't come this far, but apparently I have to explain my comments were meant sarcastically and I was indeed 'being a smartass'. Will you give me my back back now? Thankyou :)

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  krissy8877  |  0

what size is top fat for guys? if your married you should love the person either way. not everyone can be super skinny. you have people who eat and eat but dnt gain any weight. then some don't eat alot and they are still bigger

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  ninomunoz  |  0

115, oh I caught your sarcasm. I just didn't want to waste the opportunity to make a sexist remark. ;P And if you don't mind, I think I'll keep your back. The view is spectacular! ^-^

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  pinkdottedbow  |  0

#2, not all men are willing to have sex with any and every woman that comes along. If she's a big turnoff, then that's probably her fault for going around flaunting it.

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  BehindTheSun  |  2

Well obviously OP's husband affected her, so now she should have motivation to work out. I hate it when my girlfriends hounds me to workout everyday, yet she can pass a few days of hitting the gym and if be fine.

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  BehindTheSun  |  2

Exactly, #34. OP's husband got off work. He was relaxing, winding down and reading the paper. And then BAM! A whale in fishnets suddenly attacks him. Let the man be.

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  myschyveus  |  0

37 "whale in fish nets" double entendre win lol um, fatty mcfatass, get in shape and be grateful he loves you enough to stick around. I know a lot of guys who'd just leave or cheat. Y.D.I.

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  CitrusGirl  |  0

I don't any women should be "grateful he doesn't cheat". I think that's unfair. Also, I think it's unfair that because she's heavy he should be expected to leave her. And usually fat wives have fat husbands.

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  BehindTheSun  |  2

Who, me? I wasn't serious, I just said fishnets because a whale is from the ocean, which is also where fish are from. I apologize of you didn't find the humor in that. I have been in a lingerie store more than my fair share, I assure you.

By  I_have_no_clue  |  0

He's cheating on you, OP. Lose some weight and even the score.

By  chungy92  |  5

no kfc for you tonight!

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  BehindTheSun  |  2

Once again, how is the husband a dick? He's sitting there, minding his own business, and then BAM! Moby Dick in fishnets is all over him. If his comment had enough of an effect on her, then now she can take steps to bettering her health and hit the gym a few times.

By  The_Undead_One  |  0

Perhaps some sit-ups will do the trick?

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