Health: Today, at Arby's, there were two cute guys behind me in line....

By Anonymous - 13/12/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, at Arby's, there were two cute guys behind me in line. Right before ordering, my dad said loudly "Go get the calorie sheet. You need to lose more weight before you think about going after those guys." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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By TheHam - 05/09/2019 18:00 - Sweden

Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML

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Help yourself

By AshamedDaughter - 17/08/2011 07:14 - Canada

Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML

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All you can eat buffet of shit

By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my dad insisted on taking us to a local buffet that is known for bad food and botulism. He kept piling things onto a plate for me, despite my objections. A waitress commented on how much was on my plate. I told her I wasn't hungry, and it was my dad's doing. Her response, "Your skinny self needs to eat." FML

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By FattyMcFatFace - 24/05/2019 22:00

Today, I overheard the popular kids say that they were planning on going to the local fast food restaurant to take pictures of the obese people that go there. Not only do I work there, but my family and I were planning on having dinner there tonight. FML

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Hangry people

By missy - 01/06/2021 08:01

Today, my parents yelled at me for ordering too much fast food. The only reason I’m doing it is because there isn’t any food in the house. Not only that but I’m also trying to gain weight. FML

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By caly - 12/11/2018 16:32 - United States

Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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By mattlikesfunions - 18/07/2016 18:56 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML

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chocchipcookies 0

Monday 13 December 2010 12:24

Your dad's an asshole, no offence to you...

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 13 December 2010 12:54

This is what parents do; embarrass their kids at any chance they get. Besides, if the guys got put off by his words then you don't want them anyway. And you know how much you weigh and if you're happy with it, then let it be and just laugh it off.

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MyyLifeeIssFcked 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 4:59

That sucks... But hey, at least ur dad is being honest and straight forward

persimmon 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 5:00

hahaha. you'll look back at that and laugh :)

KrisLorraine 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 6:02

LMFAO @61. Best comment yet.

afallucco 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 18:04

Now that's a smart dad. Ill have to use that one when I have kids.

Binkding 6

Tuesday 14 December 2010 19:17

he's just trying to help you out, maybe those guys liked chubby girls

justbigbs 6

Wednesday 15 December 2010 2:33

your pop's being protective and insecure at the same time, not sure to make heads or tails. but You never know what those guys like until you talk to them, beware of the ones who just want to get in your pants, 99.90 % of us do,

JosieBongs 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 2:12

**** Arbys. The smell of it makes me puke. BK errday.

JosieBongs 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 2:15

**** Arbys. The smell of it makes me puke. BK errday.

KingOfTheBrocean 2

Friday 17 December 2010 4:11

Listen to your dad, the only mistake he has ever made in is bro career is banging the fatty that had you. He is just trying to make sure that you have some opportunities to ride the pound town express by some blacked out bro who doesn't care who he plays "hide the pickle" with.