Work: Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate... - FML

By vet1 - 11/07/2013 15:18 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

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aaron123111 11

Thursday 11 July 2013 18:52

Wtf did I just read? You had to toss off a dog?

MissMae93 23

Thursday 11 July 2013 18:53

I'm trying to figure out when you would actually need to know how to do this...

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BlissfulLiss 18

Friday 12 July 2013 0:29

Share your gift, the world deserves to know.

StephA421 27

Friday 12 July 2013 0:45

Why did you have to do that?

qpsarah 10

Friday 12 July 2013 0:51

I would be traumatized if I had to jerk off a dog

mattrd_fml 31

Friday 12 July 2013 0:53

it gives "man's best friend" a whole new meaning.

Cristianma 13

Friday 12 July 2013 1:07

I guess your years of practice paid off huh?

avapaige1234 19

Friday 12 July 2013 1:33

I'm in awe. I couldn't have done that the right way. Good job, OP! *slow clap*

graceinsheepwear 33

Friday 12 July 2013 1:58

Personally, I'd like to hear the dog's opinion.

fay32 16

Friday 12 July 2013 2:13

least it's magic ..

wdd2 5

Friday 12 July 2013 2:15

**** your life? **** the dog's life! Imagine it, you're just dogging along doing your dog business when out of the blue, some random dude starts spanking your monkey.

victrin 12

Friday 12 July 2013 2:19

Man, you really screwed the pooch on that one.

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