Work: Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate... - FML

By vet1 - 11/07/2013 15:18 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

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aaron123111 11

Thursday 11 July 2013 18:52

Wtf did I just read? You had to toss off a dog?

MissMae93 23

Thursday 11 July 2013 18:53

I'm trying to figure out when you would actually need to know how to do this...

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saydook 3

Friday 12 July 2013 2:21

you work and still you can't affort money for food = you do somthing else with you're money .. my gusse is gamble

MzZombicidal 36

Friday 12 July 2013 3:47

What?

zeuslovesyaoi 17

Friday 12 July 2013 2:38

wait wait WHAT?! chickens don't have a penis?! the more you know i guess?

VetTech1 4

Friday 12 July 2013 2:49

well then.. I am definitely glad I didn't have to do that for my degree as an RVT. Maybe since you have a 'magic touch', you should specialize in reproduction as part of your practice. breeders will pay an arm and a leg for artificial insemination, and you can bet that they will bring the puppies to you for their puppy series. they are going to breed them no matter what, so you might as well make sure you're involved so that they start the pups off right and don't end up with parvo once they sell them to people who know nothing about dogs.

brittyboo123 35

Friday 12 July 2013 2:53

I hope you wore gloves...

skyyyy01 11

Friday 12 July 2013 3:23

Today I have wondered way to far into the animal mating world.

shadowfighter10 9

Friday 12 July 2013 3:51

Has anyone made the "come on over to my place, OP" joke yet. If not.... Come on over to my place, OP!

desertpunk75 11

Friday 12 July 2013 3:53

.....And I've got a red rocket!!!

alley410 11

Friday 12 July 2013 4:33

I really would love to know why in the hell would you ever have to do this? It doesn't make any sence.

sihtkcuf 6

Friday 12 July 2013 4:52

How do you jerk off a dog?

Brilliant66star 17

Friday 12 July 2013 4:52

How unfortunate for everyone involved. Also, I don't suppose anyone will be able to 'un-see' this anytime soon, FML community included. FYL.

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