By vet1 - 11/07/2013 15:18 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML
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aaron123111 11

Wtf did I just read? You had to toss off a dog?

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MissMae93 23

I'm trying to figure out when you would actually need to know how to do this...

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Yolandababy2 14

Since when do they teach that in class? Who would want to learn how to touch a dog in his groin and jerk him off? So weird

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JPattonD 6

Let this be a lesson to those of you thinking of becoming a vet.

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JPattonD 6

Unless you're the class dog that gets jerked off all day, then I guess it's not that bad.

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Glitter_taco_ 10

I don't think I want to be a vet anymore

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griggypop 4

A lot of people don't realize what a big part of veterinary medicine jerking a dog off is. I hope the dog was at least grateful.

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Guitargod446 11

This is definitely something you would want to tell to these people...

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babyseastar 5

I don't understand why you would need to know how to make a dog come ?

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Funnyguyproblems 1

Are you a guy?

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AnimeGirl1 10

Well, a vets gotta do what a vets gotta do.

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