By vet1 - 11/07/2013 15:18 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML
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aaron123111 11

Wtf did I just read? You had to toss off a dog?

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MissMae93 23

I'm trying to figure out when you would actually need to know how to do this...

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oped01 8

**** that, tell the dog,to jerk himself off, you can however offer to get him a tissue at the end.

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scifichic92 8

The reason you need to learn this is mostly for breeding. Such as artificial insemination, seamen analysis, and other various tests.

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askingandy 23

If anyone thinks this is bad, people at SeaWorld used to use a cow ****** filled with hot water to ********** whales. Now they just train them to roll over and take it.

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HurrDurr123 1

This is what you signed up for. Deal with it.

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TecheyTim 14

I'm seriously thinking that you just got MAJORLY trolled by your professor..

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

Nope, some people who are going to have vet-related jobs need to collect animal semen for breeding, if I remember correctly.

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Alesanabel 9

Well, glad I found this out before spending thousands of dollars on vet school.

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iamthunder 4

I guess your teacher can say . . . you come in handy!

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Narelon 12

Here's a degree I'm glad I never took.

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LilFlutter 10

That's one way to do it doggy style....

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