By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 21:06 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
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kirrra 11

what a cruel joke, I think your wife has some growing up to do before you both have a baby for real

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akballerchicity 11

Get back at her.

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flamingice13 11

when your actually ready to have a baby and she goes "guess what im pregnant" respond back with "guess what ur getting an abortion"

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silverstream20 20

That's a terrible joke. I think you might have to think long and hard before you consider having s real child.

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r00nie 10

Better to not be, when wanting to be than the other way around. Anyways, you have an awesome wife

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chosha_fml 26

Next she'll be getting at you for not trusting her.

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liz622 3

Wait a few months and tell her you got some other girl pregnant and your leaving her for the pregnant chick because you have always wanted to be a dad and you don't feel like she would be a good mother with all the lying and bullshit.

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Saintdyn 9

Should have pretended like you were so happy because the doctor told you that you were sterile,

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psycheiris13 20

That is a horrible joke! I hope she at least apologized. I wouldn't dream of playing such a prank on my husband.

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jdlanam87 9

I think it's funny. If I were her id atleast take you out to diner. Laugh and get along with life. Next time ask to see the pee stick :-)

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