Love: Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant...

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 21:06 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML

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Same thing different taste

Kinda sus behavior

By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

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By mystery - 17/06/2012 02:08 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML

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By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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Alexa, play "Confusion" by New Order

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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Guilty feet have got no rhythm

By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

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By Derek - 05/08/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML

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By DevastatedWoman - 11/08/2015 15:30 - Belgium - Kalmthout

Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML

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By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

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kirrra 11

Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:19

what a cruel joke, I think your wife has some growing up to do before you both have a baby for real

wolfgold2 20

Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:21

Fake like you're sterile.

Comments

BFons 19

Wednesday 5 March 2014 2:24

That's very mean.

NineeCat 32

Wednesday 5 March 2014 2:25

So she really is just a fat bitch??

Not_Impressed13 9

Wednesday 5 March 2014 5:52

FYI: many women do not show for several months once pregnant. I believe OP's wife is just an immature bitch.

Coeliacchic93 21

Wednesday 5 March 2014 10:27

some women don't show at all while pregnant. sometimes the baby can be sitting upright next the the woman spine so she never shows

pbull 5

Wednesday 5 March 2014 2:28

Cheat on her when she finds out say I had a bet with my friends on how long it would take u to find out. Lol

Argretto 5

Wednesday 5 March 2014 2:38

And this is why we have divorce court

vlalam 24

Wednesday 5 March 2014 2:47

That sucks but every dog has it's day and ur day will come bro... So wait patiently until then!!!

JMichael 25

Wednesday 5 March 2014 2:51

That's not something to joke about. Your wife sounds really immature. This is part of the reason I don't date the women around my hometown. They act like immature spoiled brats. Hope karma gets her back big time OP!

jaellin 18

Wednesday 5 March 2014 2:55

Am i the only one who thinks this could have been funny depending on OPs relationship? Me and my so goof around in a way that seems really, really weird to most people around us. Okay, all people around us. I gave him a fake preggo test on April fools day one year. I mean, I didn't let it go on for more than a minute, but still it didn't go as well as planned.

cryssycakesx3 22

Wednesday 5 March 2014 18:12

I think you are...

jaellin 18

Thursday 6 March 2014 1:26

My bf was amused too. I'm glad I've found someone who doesn't take life so seriously. OPs wife took it too far, but still seems like a prank not the start of a divorce.