FML : Today, I got home late from work, so I decided to make myself a microwave meal. I pierced the plastic film several times. A little too loudly for my hateful...

Today, I got home late from work, so I decided to make myself a microwave meal. I pierced the plastic film several times. A little too loudly for my hateful bastard of a neighbor, I guess, because he called the cops on me, claiming he heard gunshots from my apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fuck you, jack - / Tuesday 4 March 2014 20:44 / United States - Peabody

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By leeebeeeee18 | 20

#5875729 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:20

Sounds like your neighbor needs to get laid.

By Zeishah | 26

#5875734 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:21

Your neighbour is such a drama queen :/ hope the cops warned him for the unnecessary false alarm!

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By leeebeeeee18 | 20

#5875729 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:20

Sounds like your neighbor needs to get laid.

redrexrider | 5

#5875822 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 2:47

If so I'm his neighbour

tranced_ | 40

#5875834 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 2:55

yeah, coz half the problems of the world could be solved by sex.

123amanda123 | 14

#5875843 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 3:07

Or thicker walls .. That would work too

RougeKiller | 9

#5875898 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 4:25

Thicker walls would work for both situations here ;)

hashshim | 21

#5875950 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 5:14

29: I think that all problems could be solved with sex. Crisis in the middle east? Gaza strippers! Appartheid? Apart thighs! Cold War? Mr.Gorbachev, take down those pants! (Plus points if you get the reference.)

MortenM | 17

#5876001 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:19

#50 - great with plus points. But get the quote right first, yea?

*mrs. Gorbachov (which might be misspelled tho)

hashshim | 21

#5876013 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:33

57: Yeah, it was a typo. My bad.

Nohman | 14

#5876165 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 9:24

There are several possible spellings, Gorbachev is also accepted as an English variant.

hashshim | 21

#5876359 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 16:37

I meant that I wrote Mr. Instead of Mrs.

By Zeishah | 26

#5875734 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:21

Your neighbour is such a drama queen :/ hope the cops warned him for the unnecessary false alarm!

feven | 32

#5875866 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 3:45

My elderly neighbor is worse. She'll call the cops if I look at her wrong. Talk about racism.

FucYoCouch | 13

#5875896 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 4:23

I wonder how many times the cops were called as Op's neighbor "misheard" Op's keyboard as gunshoots as this FML was typed...

By Cwizer | 17

#5875735 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:22

Those must be some thin walls if he heard you poke holes. Maybe call him a hooker?

tiernang | 21

#5875903 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 4:32

I don't think telling him he's a hooker would help.

jisaac09 | 25

#5875949 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 5:12

@41, maybe not. It probably would make OP feel better though.

By wolfgold2 | 20

#5875736 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:22

How the hell do those even sound similar?

By Tmas95 | 14

#5875742 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:23

Jack, you fucking nosey bastard.

By Lebeaugars95 | 20

#5875744 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:23

lmaoo your neighbor is an extra bitch

By olpally | 32

#5875748 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:24

What a dumb ass. How does that sound like gunfire?

tpm45 | 25

#5875774 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:43

Clearly his neighbor plays too much COD.

warsun | 27

#5875989 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:02

If op's neighbour did play too much cod then real gunshots wouldn't "sound real" to said neighbour

drewflav | 15

#5876205 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 10:53

Maybe OP should return the favour, calling the cops on the neighbour claiming he heard machine gun fire (even though it was only popcorn). That ought to settle it. If OP is lucky the cops will find something illegal and haul the miserable bastard away.