Guilty feet have got no rhythm

By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
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poopface82 18

“It’s your fault because…lame excuse.” To hell with her.

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RichardPencil 30

You need to take a Louisville Slugger to both headlights. Slash all four tires and carve your name into her leather seats. Say you got those tips from Carrie Underwood.

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poopface82 18

“It’s your fault because…lame excuse.” To hell with her.

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RichardPencil 30

You need to take a Louisville Slugger to both headlights. Slash all four tires and carve your name into her leather seats. Say you got those tips from Carrie Underwood.

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diraven 15

She's got a point. Once you hear "bow chicka wow wow" a few times you gotta suspect something.

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