By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 00:11 - United States

Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML
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killak41 9

Maybe if you put on a little more glitter...

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Lanceeden 12

I find it funny his fml name is anonymous. I know his true identity....STEVE. -dramatic chipmunk stare-

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TwitchingNebula 17

OP would probably be more subtle if he just asked his boss out. Either way, OP deserves it for being a kiss-ass.

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nikkirenn 6

You made a card and expected a Christmas bonus? You gotta step up your game.

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lilblondiexo 6

You deserve it for thinking a card is going to get you a bonus.

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j_cat187 19

Do what they did on Christmas vacation

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born_hustla 26

Something that my former boss would do. P.S.: His name is Steve. Lol

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Takainthemachine 0

Where do you work where the boss speaks that way to emplyees??! A construction site?? Fyl

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MonkeySpeaks 4

If you wanted a bonus you should have spent your time putting hours into extra work, not Christmas cards.

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Burn1 0

Did you use macaroni? Should've used macaroni.

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Plasmaxyz 5

Probably because it didn't say merry Christmas, it had that seasons greetings crap.

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AffenKid 9

That's what you get for being a brown nose. I'm sure none of your collegues gave a shit so that's why you are bitching about it here...no sympathy from me boyo. BTW your boss is A BOSS. **** yeah!

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