By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
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kalejaxson 5

Yesterday, some car slammed into me. Today, I got my revenge. FYL.

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builditbetter09 3

Unless she is extremely stretched I find surprise butt sex hard to pull off.

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DFlit1 0

Well she was relaxed before the surprise

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hubla 0

Op is a guy I thought unless he became a she in the accident

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DFlit1 0

Well sorry I automatically assumed nervous, bad, and other negative aspects of drivers are female. Call it sexist but it is kinda true statistically speaking

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hubla 0

Haha my drivers Ed teacher taught me this when you ass/u/me/ it makes an ass out of you and me

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imsoboss91 5

At least it wasnt your fault? :P

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LegalyWhite 7

Dam hate when i post comments at the same time and dont have enough time to edit them

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LegalyWhite 7

Well at least its not your fault

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thatKidzmOm 10

Don't you just hate that?!

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LegalyWhite 7

Well maybe the person that hit you was a very small old lady in a pickup truck and dint see you. Gotta watch out for those crazy old people they are everywhere

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StoryOfTheYear 14

South Park has taught us what happens when we take licenses away from the elderly. Let them rear-end us.

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armywife0609 4

sometimes when your to paranoid about something that your trying to avoid that's when it happens

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bobbycorwen 5

You're* Twice is just unacceptable. And too*

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EbrithilEdward 0

Lol. Yes. May you be blessed by the Almighty Dog.

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divadro102 16

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here.

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japtch 15

16- I agree with your message up until dog. The rest is good.

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rallets 22

grammar nazi fail #11 you forgot "capital S and period at the end" thats just unacceptable /grammar nazi fail also, Dog Bless America

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bobbycorwen 5

Then you should have noted the comma after avoid.

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rallets 22

no, YOU should have. you were the one trying to be grammar nazi

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kalejaxson 5

Yesterday, some car slammed into me. Today, I got my revenge. FYL.

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s0m3guy2010 21

This actually happened to me before, and I got more insurance money than what I paid for my car at the time since neither accident was my fault. It may not help your confidence, but maybe some good will come out of it.

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Perksofbeingawal 0

I drove a piece of junk car, in the middle east, where it's all mountains, when I was 15... But for some reason, now I'm more scared driving in Canada where the roads are perfectly flat. It's weird

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Perksofbeingawal 0

Hope that made sense ^ LOL. It's like 2 am, and I'm dead tired.

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TonyIsMyDog 2

I hate Canadian pigs - I had my car towed and license taken away just for speeding... Granted, I was doing 152 in a 100, but still - I would've just gotten a steep fine in the states. (Km/h - not mph)

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horneyhic 15

50km over is considered street racing up here but u should've been able to fight 152 in court

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petraphotoDOTca 6

that's Bc the middle east doesn't have Asians JK Jk. it's our winter. :((((

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