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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 00:11 - United States

Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML

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Tuesday 6 December 2011 2:50

Maybe if you put on a little more glitter...

Lanceeden 12

Tuesday 6 December 2011 2:52

I find it funny his fml name is anonymous. I know his true identity....STEVE. -dramatic chipmunk stare-

Comments

Lisa1993_fml 1

Tuesday 6 December 2011 16:04

So disrespectful of your boss

PerSona69 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 16:17

Theyre both guys...

TomPusslicker 21

Tuesday 6 December 2011 16:26

'Damnit Steve, I thought I made it clear that i wanted a ******* this year, instead!' fa lalala la lala la la

xHuey123 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 17:04

Maybe he's Jewish?

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 6 December 2011 18:50

You spent days working on a card?! How about spending that time working on your job? YDI

vandal3068 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 19:14

Here's a kleenex to wipe all the brown off your nose

Namenlos_fml 20

Tuesday 6 December 2011 19:26

You tried, you failed, stop bitching, try again later.

iWoggle 6

Tuesday 6 December 2011 21:10

Sorry, Steve. :( I admire your effort, though.

wisese 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 21:14

What I want to know is why it took DAYS to make an elaborate card. Maybe my degree in graphic design biases me, but it shouldn't even take an hour. Even handmade, it shouldn't take more than one afternoon.