Transportation: Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic...

By MerryDeathmas - 18/07/2015 04:31 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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You deserved it 2 980

By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

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This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

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By Jeff Again - 03/09/2023 00:02 - United States

Today, I thought I'd be a suave gentleman by opening the car door for my date. The handle came off in my hand, and I had to spend the next 15 minutes pretending I was doing an impromptu repair on my piece of shit car, when I had no idea what I was doing. FML

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You deserved it 183

By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 06:29 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

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Murphy's Law

By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 06:30 - Germany

Today, I've had a shitty day and everything at work went tits up. I thought it'd get better when I get home but no, I smashed my fingers with my car door and now it hurts like hell, and my shitty day had just got even worse. FML

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You deserved it 107

By chevysprint - 28/02/2010 05:36 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

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thatonetribute 31

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:43

Kind of a bratty thing to do, hon.

KayDee29 31

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:39

This makes me happy. I definitely hit YDI.

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EyRaB 17

Sunday 19 July 2015 6:51

Dramatic? So do you wear the pants in the relationship or does she ? YDI

LycanGod 27

Sunday 19 July 2015 7:09

come on! clearly she does lol

username356 14

Sunday 19 July 2015 6:52

You sound mature.

LycanGod 27

Sunday 19 July 2015 7:08

next time don't be a drama queen lol

dantee2005 33

Sunday 19 July 2015 7:15

would u rather be happy knowing u slammed the door as hard as u could and still didn't put a dent in it. no pun intended.

jackipdoc 31

Sunday 19 July 2015 7:28

Since you were a tad immature I have to say YDI, though that sucks

chaseafterwind82 29

Sunday 19 July 2015 7:38

And the Oscar for best Pissy Display of Bad Temper goes to...

vorspiel 17

Sunday 19 July 2015 7:43

Bet your girlfriend doesn't want kids seeing as she already has a man-child to deal with.

LosinIt2008 14

Monday 20 July 2015 10:04

lol

hanna_1626 20

Sunday 19 July 2015 7:45

Dingus

jared576 12

Sunday 19 July 2015 8:19

Duke of hazard style

tman1985 9

Sunday 19 July 2015 19:38

"LOOK OUT BO!!"

theBandit68 17

Sunday 19 July 2015 8:37

******* retard

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