Transportation: Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic...

By MerryDeathmas - 18/07/2015 04:31 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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You deserved it 2 980

By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

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This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

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Vintage cars

By Jeff Again - 03/09/2023 00:02 - United States

Today, I thought I'd be a suave gentleman by opening the car door for my date. The handle came off in my hand, and I had to spend the next 15 minutes pretending I was doing an impromptu repair on my piece of shit car, when I had no idea what I was doing. FML

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You deserved it 183

By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 06:29 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

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Murphy's Law

By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 06:30 - Germany

Today, I've had a shitty day and everything at work went tits up. I thought it'd get better when I get home but no, I smashed my fingers with my car door and now it hurts like hell, and my shitty day had just got even worse. FML

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You deserved it 107

By chevysprint - 28/02/2010 05:36 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

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Sunday 19 July 2015 5:43

Kind of a bratty thing to do, hon.

KayDee29 31

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:39

This makes me happy. I definitely hit YDI.

Comments

Quetzal27 12

Monday 20 July 2015 1:12

YDI... everyone knows that trying to be dramatic is A. a bratty thing to do and B that it often backfires on the person ..... you got what you deserved.

DumbAndYoung 30

Monday 20 July 2015 4:55

Well, you sure showed her.

LosinIt2008 14

Monday 20 July 2015 10:03

serves you right. Lol the best way to "get back" at your gf would have been to smile and calm gotten into your car and drive away without saying a word. THAT would have made her madder then what you did! just sayin...

DaPanda7 2

Monday 20 July 2015 11:36

Ain't karma a bitch?

Goblin182 26

Monday 20 July 2015 12:52

I just don't get people that abuse their own belongings because they are pissed off.

cmikey 14

Tuesday 21 July 2015 5:59

Haha aww I bet it looked really cool to her too. Was it worth it?! ?

Thorzix 23

Tuesday 21 July 2015 16:03

I really like when people start an FML with something along the lines of "I tried to be" or "I tried to impress". Makes it so easy to click YDI without bothering to read the whole thing :D Seriously though, YDI. I don't understand why anyone would ever get violent with their own belongings, risking to damage it, for an argument with someone else.