Intimacy: Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I...

By misopower - 25/07/2009 18:50 - China

Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML

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By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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We finally made it

By Depression... - 10/10/2012 06:01 - United States

Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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Not a great start

By anon - 05/06/2021 02:01

Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML

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By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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SimpleSimon 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:32

Nobody loses their virginity with "incredible, mind-blowing sex". Nobody.

zerkabaius 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:33

just tell him that it is ok and you'd prefer a bigger penis anyways

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iamelrebel 0

Monday 27 July 2009 18:51

You don't have mind-blowing sex when it's your first time. Sorry, but that's the truth.

BOTARded 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:27

I'm calling fake. There's no way you have mind-blowing sex your first time.

Solarblind 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:52

This. Also there's very little chance you'd ****** the first time.

rosiegrewup 0

Monday 27 July 2009 22:08

To me, that sounds like you got played. Your dude was not a virgin and was just waiting for you to put out. I'd put money on him knocking other girls behind your back, as well... Sucks to be you, my friend.

pika_pikachu_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:48

Wow. D: That sucks.

BRIDESHEAD 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:07

now go forth and have as much amazing sex with as many different people as possible to make up for it.

Jedidiah 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:18

you're young you'll get over it. Grow up and maybe stop being such a skanky *****

strawberryswirl 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:55

This is fake. It hurts like hell the first time.

Maxine17 8

Tuesday 28 July 2009 13:06

When it was my first time like a couple of years ago, it was good, but not mind blowing. You need time to refine your techniques. FYL for having a prick of a boyfriend.