Intimacy: Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I...

By misopower - 25/07/2009 18:50 - China

Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML

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Same thing different taste

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By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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We finally made it

By Depression... - 10/10/2012 06:01 - United States

Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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Not a great start

By anon - 05/06/2021 02:01

Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML

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By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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SimpleSimon 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:32

Nobody loses their virginity with "incredible, mind-blowing sex". Nobody.

zerkabaius 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:33

just tell him that it is ok and you'd prefer a bigger penis anyways

Comments

pplee 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 18:17

……挺惨的。估计那哥们儿也不是什么好鸟~真正爱你的男人不会这样

dvs01 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 3:14

What the hell? If you didn't have sex, how was he your boyfriend? Something is definitely wrong with him for biding his time that long. lol

IrReSiStAbLe88 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 8:26

At least you had an ****** your first time, shit, look at it on the bright side!!! As for the ugly ****** face, tell him you woulda been better off keepin your eyes closed.

Laid2Rest6661 0

Monday 31 August 2009 8:32

I highly doubt you orgasmed on your first time, especially if it was his first time too.

Carmegita 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 18:28

Lol, FYL

HLLAND 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 15:27

- -.````9 months!!!!!!!! OMG```And u finally know that he is a sexual salver.. 你会遇到更好的.. 那男的不值得..真不值得..

purple_crack_lip 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 18:43

How the HELL did you manage to have mindblowing sex on your first time? That's like... impossible ha.

Gweniiveyre 0

Friday 11 December 2009 21:46

It's not impossible. Mine wasn't orgasmic, but it was awesome on a whole new level. I had sex after one month of dating (stupid?) but we're still together- happily- 2 years later.

fuzz97 23

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:14

lol, this sounds like something I read on IMMD

LadyAshley 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:53

If you were both virgins, intercourse would of started and been done with in two seconds because of excitement. Unless you guys took a long ass time amping up to sex, as in making out, touching, *******, etc... But still the actually sex would of been done with within seconds.