By Rowansgonnarow - 05/07/2014 20:19

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
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toxic_walrus 15

She gave you chlamydia AND has bad taste in music? You sure know how to pick em!

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tj4234 35

Hey, i just ****** you. And this is crazy. I have chlamydia. So now you do maybe. Also, Sirin is the best, she's so cool. I wish she were my mum and all.

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DarkPoet_fml 5

Hey I just met you and this is crazy. It burns when I pee it might soon for you maybe

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RedPillSucks 31

Maybe that's the name of your new daughter?

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Dif_fml 12

I posted something similar a couple weeks ago but his made it? Bullcrap! Mine was better.

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tbart13 7

I really don't understand why people don't tell the person they're going to have sex with that they have some sort of STD. It's really messed up.

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limabeans101029 20

She might not have known. Chlamydia shows no symptoms in 80% of the women who have it.

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Strider207 5

I feel bad for you, but you really should practice safe sex...

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cheshireau 26

That's why I always make guys were condoms. I don't care if you hate them, I don't want what you may not know you have.

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rocker_chick23 27

What's he going to say? "Your honor, I slept with a woman I barely knew, and didn't use a condom." He will lose in court for being a huge dumbass. Not to mention the way the FML is worded, she just found out she had Chlamydia.

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