By Rowansgonnarow - 05/07/2014 20:19

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
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toxic_walrus 15

She gave you chlamydia AND has bad taste in music? You sure know how to pick em!

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tj4234 35

Hey, i just ****** you. And this is crazy. I have chlamydia. So now you do maybe. Also, Sirin is the best, she's so cool. I wish she were my mum and all.

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Queen_of_Night 20

Always Wrap it before you Tap it OP.

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Ziggy122 15

Hey, I've never met you, and this is silly. But maybe you should've wrapped your willy.

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Bossgirlhana 15

Well, take this as a learning experience.

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AuroraTenkara 9

At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get Chlamydia...and die.

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itooamscrewed 10

If only there were something you could wear during sex to prevent diseases that was cheap and effective!

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DomiLove 26

Chlamydia is treatable, so it's not really attempted murder. If it was herpes or AIDS that'd be a completely different story. Sorry that was for 96 :/

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emily4040 18

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I just gave you Chlamydiaa

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ryskusarts 10

That's a charge for attempted murder... If you have sex with someone and they don't tell you they have an STI... Sue her OP

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glabberfasted 16

She did tell him. That's the entire FML.

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rocker_chick23 27

There are two things wrong with your comment. The first one is that Chlamydia isn't deadly so no it's not even close to being attempted murder, The second one is, the girl could have just found out she had Chlamydia.

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martin8337 35

Too bad you don't have herpes, That'll fix her.

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