Some more than others I assume. Cucumbers and maybe aborigines would fare well, but what would you do with a turnip or a beetroot?

*aubergines

Although I’m sure aborigines would do well in the bedroom as well. Also, let us be able to edit our fucking comments already!

Technically, a vegetable is the leafy part of a plant. So, does she want some spinach in the bedroom?

Are you growing anything she likes? You might need to put a fence up to keep her out.

If she means cucumbers and tomatoes, those are technically fruit. Perhaps a carrot or a long stalk of celery would do.

They have fixed this controversy. They say things like tomatoes are botanically a fruit and a culinary vegetable.

I think that’s a good fix of the problem.

Is your dad in a coma or something?

Loves vegetables in the bathroom, but not for eating.

Fair warning - if she ever turns you down for sex, there’s a 76.34% chance she’ll be shoving a cucumber up her ass.

Man your dad must be a heavy sleeper!

Guess she would do it in front of your salad.

Did she say she liked eggplants? Did she ask you to grow something for her ?