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TeachAllTheMath
| 19
Are you growing anything she likes? You might need to put a fence up to keep her out.
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RichardPencil
| 24
Is your dad in a coma or something?
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exileonmainst
| 15
Some more than others I assume. Cucumbers and maybe aborigines would fare well, but what would you do with a turnip or a beetroot?
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exileonmainst
| 15
*aubergines
Although I’m sure aborigines would do well in the bedroom as well. Also, let us be able to edit our fucking comments already!
Although I’m sure aborigines would do well in the bedroom as well. Also, let us be able to edit our fucking comments already!
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TCRII
| 22
Technically, a vegetable is the leafy part of a plant. So, does she want some spinach in the bedroom?
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TeachAllTheMath
| 19
Are you growing anything she likes? You might need to put a fence up to keep her out.
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Glowworm56
| 24
If she means cucumbers and tomatoes, those are technically fruit. Perhaps a carrot or a long stalk of celery would do.
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RichardPencil
| 24
They have fixed this controversy. They say things like tomatoes are botanically a fruit and a culinary vegetable.
I think that’s a good fix of the problem.
I think that’s a good fix of the problem.
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RichardPencil
| 24
Is your dad in a coma or something?
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Lobby_Bee
| 15
Loves vegetables in the bathroom, but not for eating.
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manb91uk
| 19
Fair warning - if she ever turns you down for sex, there’s a 76.34% chance she’ll be shoving a cucumber up her ass.
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articwolf2
| 15
Man your dad must be a heavy sleeper!
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wmayrhofer
| 12
Guess she would do it in front of your salad.
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Soraia Nour Abdulbaki
| 2
Did she say she liked eggplants? Did she ask you to grow something for her ?
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