The inconsistent gardener

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I looked in my mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing. I've been trying to grow a garden for years to no avail. Even my mouse is a better gardener than I am. FML
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ceepevoy 0

ur mouse is growing weed plants to cope with his sucky jail celled life XD

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ScaryyMary 14

Don't feel like a dope or be hash on yourself. You'll grow some grass eventually, maybe pot today, maybe pot tomorrow, but someday. Not everybody has a green thumb. Maybe you could ask your friend Mary Jane to hemp you out with your gardening, just take her out to lunch at a local burger joint in exchange for her assistance. It cannabis too hard. All these crappy puns are making Mary-wanna get high now... (Man, I wish I was as clever with these as DocBastard.)

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dansco 24

No you're as bad as each other! Weeds are bad so both rubbish gardeners lol

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FarSide 22

Your mouse would probably be a better FMLer. Give the mouse its own account.

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kariio 0

you have a drug addicted mouse and you're complaining? lol XD o.O

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tbj42409 0

bahaha that is crazy funny

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shelba97 5

I think it's time to clean that cage bud

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rawrsofi 5

Go back to Farmville then.

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bodnarfresh 0

Aww. That's so cute!

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LifeSucksbtw 0

WTF stop being a dick ******* retard grammar Nazi

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Neylin 7

Well! I'd be dammed, you got a pet who can make you a millionaire.

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