The inconsistent gardener

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I looked in my mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing. I've been trying to grow a garden for years to no avail. Even my mouse is a better gardener than I am. FML
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ceepevoy 0

ur mouse is growing weed plants to cope with his sucky jail celled life XD

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ScaryyMary 14

Don't feel like a dope or be hash on yourself. You'll grow some grass eventually, maybe pot today, maybe pot tomorrow, but someday. Not everybody has a green thumb. Maybe you could ask your friend Mary Jane to hemp you out with your gardening, just take her out to lunch at a local burger joint in exchange for her assistance. It cannabis too hard. All these crappy puns are making Mary-wanna get high now... (Man, I wish I was as clever with these as DocBastard.)

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ScaryyMary 14

SirEBC, that was glorious. I'm going to go put on a hat, just so I can tip it to you.

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ashyash90 8

all the comments about weed are really annoying. OP said **A** weed not just weed -_- the word has more than one meaning, stoners :P.

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Griggy 0

Well... Technically speaking... Shit of all kinds is fertilizer...

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jebusandme 1

You don't suck at gardening, you suck at cleaning, that's why fungus is growing in a mouse cage. Take care of your pets better

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GravityPurple 0

You, sir, are a genius and a scholar

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kariio 0

that made me laugh so hard

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