The inconsistent gardener

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I looked in my mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing. I've been trying to grow a garden for years to no avail. Even my mouse is a better gardener than I am. FML
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ceepevoy 0

ur mouse is growing weed plants to cope with his sucky jail celled life XD

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ScaryyMary 14

Don't feel like a dope or be hash on yourself. You'll grow some grass eventually, maybe pot today, maybe pot tomorrow, but someday. Not everybody has a green thumb. Maybe you could ask your friend Mary Jane to hemp you out with your gardening, just take her out to lunch at a local burger joint in exchange for her assistance. It cannabis too hard. All these crappy puns are making Mary-wanna get high now... (Man, I wish I was as clever with these as DocBastard.)

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firetruckinaweso 0

uhh I'm pretty sure it's just A weed like you'd find in a um manicured lawn , not weed that people smoke

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flyingdonuts 1

maybe his pee is what makes the weed grow!

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madz123j 0

that just mean that the cage is dirty enough to grow a life form...ew. clean that...

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kindlystfupls 0

that just means that your cage hasn't been cleaned as often as it should. gross. poor mouse.

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Lintutu 0

ew, clean out his cage. With rodents, you're supposed to clean their cages OFTEN not once a year. I own 2 guinea pigs and i clean their cages once every week.

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Candi814 2

dude you need to clean the cage that's gross

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zombunny 2

If it's been so long since you last cleaned your pet's cage that plants are growing, you should not have a pet. That is serious neglect. Poor mouse.

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