The inconsistent gardener

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I looked in my mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing. I've been trying to grow a garden for years to no avail. Even my mouse is a better gardener than I am. FML
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ceepevoy 0

ur mouse is growing weed plants to cope with his sucky jail celled life XD

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ScaryyMary 14

Don't feel like a dope or be hash on yourself. You'll grow some grass eventually, maybe pot today, maybe pot tomorrow, but someday. Not everybody has a green thumb. Maybe you could ask your friend Mary Jane to hemp you out with your gardening, just take her out to lunch at a local burger joint in exchange for her assistance. It cannabis too hard. All these crappy puns are making Mary-wanna get high now... (Man, I wish I was as clever with these as DocBastard.)

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foxwithit420 19

that has to be unsanitary... the only way things will grow is if the bedding is wet an that has to smell funny for a mouse

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Mattanatior 11

Idk why people put deserve its on post like these why does she deserve it? OP literally did nothing wrong

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