Healthy Lifestyle, Poopoo peepee and Work: That shit adds up

That shit adds up

By melikeyturtles - 03/07/2012 15:08 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out my home health patient purposely drinks tons of prune juice every night so I will have a huge mess to clean up in the morning because I'm "a lazy bastard" and I "need to work harder." FML

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By alcomom - 01/07/2020 02:02

Today, I spent ages prepping, chopping, bagging and freezing lots of fruits and veggies for my mom. I also bought her a juicer and alkaline water to help combat some of her health issues. I walked into the kitchen to see her mixing her juice with vodka and rum instead of the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, I was told I'm lazy by my boyfriend because I skipped work. He skips his all the time and when I get home still have to cook and clean up after him. FML

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By melikeyturtles - 10/10/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, I went to work as a home health-aid, and found out that my client turns his hearing aid off on purpose because he can't stand my voice. FML

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By wdones97 - 08/10/2018 14:00

Today, at my job, I was so tired and aggravated that I accidentally mumbled, "I need a drink." One of the patients I was taking care of heard me and said, "Me too." I work at an addiction rehab facility. FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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Dude, WTF?

By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:57 - United States - Valley Stream

Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 10/02/2022 18:00

Today, my physician, a known drunk himself, told me I was drinking too much and I should quit before my kidneys decide to divorce me and take the house and car with them. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2015 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML

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By crap - 02/07/2019 00:01

Today, I was tired from an all-nighter I'd pulled because I thought I had the next four days off work. I got called in, and went because I have bills to pay. However, the amount of energy drinks I drank to stay on top of my job duties gave me such bad diarrhea, I had to go home. FML

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Relationship goals

By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 15:00 - United States - Garner

Today, after I finally recovering from being ill, my husband complained about the house being messy, that I needed to clean up after myself. I filled 2 large tote bags with his stuff laying around the house, and one small stack of medical bills for me. It took me hours to clean. But I'm the messy one. FML

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TonyGoCapitals 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 18:51

Wow what an asshole no prune intended

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 3 July 2012 18:56

Put Viagra in that prune juice and see who's laughing.

Comments

rebeccac3 5

Wednesday 4 July 2012 5:48

Oh no! Can u request for a change of patient. They can't knowingly let him do that right?

dieselguy88 0

Wednesday 4 July 2012 7:45

Refuse to continue treatment. Tell them you are not a maid

SoultheWolf 19

Wednesday 4 July 2012 8:40

Ask to switch patients, that is completely disgusting and not right. You are a home care, not a maid. If they refuse to switch your patients try taking away his prune juice and replaceing it with something else.

luckoftheirish07 3

Wednesday 4 July 2012 17:58

that is so messed up :O

noisebox 1

Wednesday 4 July 2012 20:58

Refuse to work with that client ( as they are full of shit) but why do they think you are lazy? The last option is to spill some on them or clean them up at the end of the day..,

Brilliant66star 17

Thursday 5 July 2012 3:47

Simple fix: let him sleep in 'Depend's... & let him sleep in every morning, you "lazy bastard"..! FYL.

Dravite 9

Friday 6 July 2012 23:32

Depend's, restraints so he can't take them off, maybe a nice sleeping pill so he's out and you have a good night. At least the bed will be clean, may still have to hose him down with a cold shower hose in the morning, at least he'll learn his lesson after one application.

ilovepie32 3

Sunday 8 July 2012 4:53

Nurses don't clean patients, nurses' aids do. Should have went to school for a better job. Get your work done cause that's what you put your effort towards becoming.

Sady_Ct 37

Monday 21 October 2019 5:07

Rofl. My mum is a nurse, and she still cleans patients. I am studying my nursing diploma, and I have been taught how to clean patients. Leaving someone stew in their own mess is a huge risk for other health complications which would make this situation worse, as far as OP gore they have a duty of care to keep this person clean. WTF do you come from?