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  nerdchic  |  5

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  phatdaddy62  |  23

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  blcksocks  |  19

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  blcksocks  |  19

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  MindFreakazoid  |  10

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  MindFreakazoid  |  10

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  downtime  |  12

86, For a pun like that to be successful it needs to have no other major spelling errors. People aren't dimwitted when they're coming to logical conclusions based on the shitty information you've provided.

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  MindFreakazoid  |  10

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  MindFreakazoid  |  10

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What a depressing way to end these replies. I guess I could make a terrible overused joke about how if you fail once, try, try again. But I try to avoid being an asshole. so sorry #189.

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  Since1998  |  20

honestly if youre going to say youre going to kill yourself on a huge social platform, I loose my respect for you. Youre using your disablilities to get attention, and youre being rude while doing it. I have my problems too, but I like keeping them to my goddamn self instead of milking it out for attention.

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  lil_ham1644  |  29

Exactly 227! I have lots of problems myself, but I keep them in & not beg for attention. I could try to make it a competition though... I had cancer as a child, had a kidney, half a lung, & my inferior vena cava removed. Multiple seizures, blood clots, anemia, lack of communication between eyes & brain, extreme anxiety & depression, car accident, fractured arm, emergency hysterectomy, ovarian cysts, & endometriosis. All before 22. Beat that! This is how bored I am.

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  flockz  |  19

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  guardgeek  |  12

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  tennisrapper1  |  14

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  br0ccoli  |  14

Wait 30 min? Why not just stick it in a bowl of ice cold water? I never knew guys couldn't have a boner and simultaneously urinate. You learn something new every day.

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  Mauskau  |  32

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57, *disables*. Having a boner does make it extremely difficult to pee, though not impossible. The reason for this is because urine is acidic and if you pee as you cum it can compromise the sperm and prevent the fertilization of an egg so to prevent this problem evolution made it difficult for us to pee while in an aroused state.

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  Meettitan  |  14

Well.... I've had to be really badly before after waking up and..... I'll just say it.... you have to like sit on the toilet and grab your feet and let biology do the rest.

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  brackaman  |  18

125 Honestly, between problems with the occasional boner, and pregnancy or having a period once a month, being a guy seems like the better option. But maybe I'm biased

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  22cute  |  17

Even I (a girl) find it very hard to pee when aroused. I don't know the mechanism exactly..all the swollen tissue must squeeze off the urethra.

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  flockz  |  19

"ya baby your lobes are the perfect size, the curves of your brain stem drive me insane! your cerebrum is so big and is perfectly rounded, you know how much i love a nice round cerebrum. and look how small your cerebellum is! ohhhh ya."

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  MeLuvBewbs  |  7

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  datgamerchick  |  14

I agree. Whoever says looks don't matter is lying. To a certain extent, they do. Both physical and sexual attraction are very important in a relationship, not to mention physical attraction is what attracts a person in the first place. Sure, they aren't as important as a person's personality, but they certainly do play a significant role in a relationship.

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  sirpantselot  |  22

I also have to agree. Much as I wanted to believe that looks weren't important, I had to break up with my last gf because I just didn't find her attractive anymore.

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I must disagree, I think attraction is relative like almost every human feeling. I also believe appearances grown on people, and different things can attract different people. And if one is actually good at arousing another(not just being hot, but actually doing something other than just existing) than that's what lasts.

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  SkoomaKi  |  23

If we were to deploy OP's picture of his girlfriend on every porn site, we would kill every boner on the planet. Mass hysteria would follow, yes I can see it coming together. Our own fun would be the profit.

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