Thanks, I hate it!

By pleasebackintomycaragain - 24/04/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 336
You deserved it 3 338

Same thing different taste

Top comments

lorrain_fml 0

he spanked you on purpose. =o

Don't lie, you enjoyed the spank =P

Comments

KyleCaster 0

I know how you feel. the other day... this old guy was driving his car and he clipped me in the arm. I was legally parked on the side of the road but his mirror flew off the car. I honestly hadn't thought he would hit me until he swerved. He pulled to the side of the road, fixed his mirror, and drove away! My arm is fractured. Old people can be dangerous = ( FOL

did you take down the license number? cuz you can sue for hit and run and sexual abuse

WIDRR 0

28 your a total ******* retard. Like 32 said, being able to legally drive and legally drink at the same time = bad idea. And just because some 16 year olds drive recklessly, doesnt mean you make the driving age to 21... some people need their cars to get to work and such.. you can't expect a 20 year olds parents to continue to drive them everywhere, especially since most 20 year olds are at college.

i think once people pass a certain age, they should have to renew their liscenses more often, just like people do when they first get their liscense. some older people are responsible drivers, and should be allowed to keep their liscense. and honestly, that sucks. how can HE decide its no big deal. you need to report that.

rakhil11 7

@ #28-yeah, that's an amazing idea!!! DO U HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT MOST PPL WOULD DO ON THEIR 28TH B-DAY??!! @ OP-/was/ it 'no big deal'? anyhoo, sue 4 sexual abuse if u can. did u get the license plate #?

Listen2Music 0

ok this comment is for everyone who cant count (#31, #38, and #40) the comment ur all hating on is #27 ok o and #40 u really cant count #27 said 21st not 28th i hope all three of you learn to count again just one more time so you can be accurate about the comments you decide to hate on. but anyway to the op i am so sorry that happened that had to suck

I really don't care about the ass smack, that was a mistake. Why'd you let him walk away? Now you have to pay if you want repair...