Cars, Accident and Transportation: Thanks, I hate it!

Thanks, I hate it!

By pleasebackintomycaragain - 24/04/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML

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You deserved it 3 338

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By haley - 16/11/2018 14:00

Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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You deserved it 217

By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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You deserved it 2 579

By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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You deserved it 5 543

By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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You deserved it 740

By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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You deserved it 2 190

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 271

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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You deserved it 2 804

Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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You deserved it 7 134

By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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lorrain_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 9:48

he spanked you on purpose. =o

kitz 0

Friday 24 April 2009 10:18

Don't lie, you enjoyed the spank =P

Comments

acro_actress95 0

Friday 24 April 2009 13:28

#8 & #11: 3 of my 4 grandparents drive and they're all very responsible drivers. And how old is old? My great grandfather drove right up until his cancer put him in the hospital. He was over 80 and also a responsible driver. You can't take away from everyone because of a few idiots. Oh and #8: South Park is a TV show and nothing in it can be used to demonstrate real life. OP: That sucks.

Jimboom 11

Friday 24 April 2009 13:43

You should have reversed into his car and when he got out smack him in the face and tell him "It's ok my man. Is no big deal." and then left. Oh and South Park FTW!!

Kat_MS 0

Friday 24 April 2009 13:46

Kinky.

FreedomFirst 0

Friday 24 April 2009 14:21

Hope you took down his license plate. If he hits you, it's your decision whether or not it's a big deal. Not his. He left the scene of an accident.

iloveanimals 0

Friday 24 April 2009 14:24

At least he meant well?

dethdethdeth 0

Friday 24 April 2009 14:25

This is the first FML in a long time where I just busted out laughing. I can totally picture this in my head. "Oh, Oh, big deal, no, right? right? Right." In the mean while, if you aren't hurt, I'd just save it for a funny story. If you are, I hope you took down his license plate.

a_boat 0

Friday 24 April 2009 14:35

HE decided it? You got hit, you're the one with the choice to press charges or not.

shroomis 0

Friday 24 April 2009 14:36

haha he went in through the back and spanked you >.

brewis98 0

Friday 24 April 2009 15:06

Hell if I would of hit him and took off he would of been for calling the cops old people are like that. I sure hope you called the cops and turned him in. He would of done it to you if given the chance.