Thanks, I hate it!

By pleasebackintomycaragain - 24/04/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML
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lorrain_fml 0

he spanked you on purpose. =o

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kitz 0

Don't lie, you enjoyed the spank =P

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racist_bitch 0

Ur a dumb **** for lettin an old gas bag get away wit that

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user1101 0

and what was your response?

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TurtleLG 0

How is it him that decides it's no big deal?

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fmlfmlfml15 0

GUYS STOP PICKING ON THE WRONG COMMENT U MEAN #27 NOT #28!! i feel bad for #28 he/shes probably like "wtf did i do???" as for the OP this would be the best FML ive read in a long time since most of them suck now.

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GiGichan666 0

the law says that if you hit the back of someone's car it's your fault no matter what even if they back into you which is probably what the OP meant :P

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Pecanduck 0

#31, you just made my life. Lol. But that sounds awful. FYL.

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israfel070 0

Ummm that's when you get his plate # and call the cops for a hit and run.

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RaidenXS 0

everyone likes a good spankin'. sry NOT an FML

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