Thanks, I hate it!

By pleasebackintomycaragain - 24/04/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 336
You deserved it 3 338

Same thing different taste

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lorrain_fml 0

he spanked you on purpose. =o

Don't lie, you enjoyed the spank =P

Comments

People are such assholes! This stuff happens all the time.

Old people should have to take the drivers test every year.

ZiggyMorrison 0

I know it sounds prejudice but old people should really not be allowed to drive they go to slow on all the roads I cant even think about all the accidents I've almost been in because of them I think if you collect social security you shouldn't be allowed to drive I honestly think that should be a law

For some reason, that sounds exactly like something my grandfather would do . . . Maybe it was him.

Occam 0

16 year olds are 10 times worse on the road than 85 year olds. At least 85 year olds are going out of their way to be careful instead of insane and reckless. Woo, it's annoying, big goddamn deal. My grandpa was a very responsible driver, drove at the speed limit or 10 mph above on the highway, and never got into an accident in any of his 86 years. Yes, old people tend to be shitty drivers more than younger adults, but the majority are still responsible, so there's no reason to bring them all down. If you're going to take old people's licenses away, then please be consistent and raise the driving age to 21. Otherwise you're a tremendous hypocrite. Love, an 18 year old

Wait wait wait what? I hope you exchanged insurance info, called the police, etc.!

squeaksx24 0

OMG, that really sucks.. I agree with 28; I hope you didn't actually let him just drive away without getting his insurance info.

shroomis 0

#28...ur a fucken idiot "let raise the driving age to the drinking age" thats an awesome idea i wonder what happens their 21 birthday