Taste test

By Anonymous - 25/01/2014 12:28 - United States - Berkeley

Spicy
Today, my husband decided to put different condiments on my body to make our sex better. I was thinking whipped cream; he was feeling ketchup. FML
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ChristianH39 30

Did he call you his little French fry?

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elizacandle 29

as long as he's licking it off you.... what does it matter?

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sanecatlady 13

Um yeah, the whole world needs to know about this little bit of info. And when you think of the condiments as being nicknames for bodily substances, it's even more gross.

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Rapunzel1974 23

If he suggests salsa or hot pepper sauce, be VERY careful. If he's recently eaten hot sauce, there are places you don't want him to put his mouth. Just saying.

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happyfingers 15

Well thats... odd.... Whatever floats your boat?

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skyeyez9 24

He must be the boy from my 3rd grade class who used to bring 30 packets of ketchup to lunch and suck them dry.

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megatherium 4

Why limit yourself to desserts? I once put guacamole on my boyfriend. he was a little weirded out by it, but it was delicious.

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gennyv 29

I'm more of a mustard kind of person...

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monkeyy100 15

red is a sexy color ;)

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