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By Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 05:05 - United States

Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2016 00:35 - United States - Nottingham

Today, while visiting my grandparents, I was afraid that one of their many cats would pee on me. I was peed on all right, by my grandma. FML

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By lordoftheweird - 25/03/2022 02:00

Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML

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By Username - 28/06/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

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It was bound to happen

By NOT THE KITTY - 29/09/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, and for the past week, my grandma has been talking about her oldest cat not living much longer. This morning, my mom called, and I could instantly tell by the inflection of her voice what had happened. I immediately, correctly, assumed that he had died… and then I got yelled at for being "pessimistic." FML

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Preservation

By Anonymous - 11/11/2022 02:00 - Germany

Today, we were cleaning out my grandma’s freezer and found a perfectly preserved dead weasel, which she had put in there for some reason after the cat had killed it. My mom’s cat from when she was a child, that is. My mom is 64 now. FML

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By kittydead - 29/01/2009 01:05 - Canada

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By HatedGrandson - 07/01/2013 00:50 - United States

Today, I visited my grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticed the Christmas card my family sent them had my face scratched out. When I confronted them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML

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xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 19:46

I agree with # 1 and 7. Today I was ran over by a crazy old grandma driving a dinner table FML

k_tumble 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:48

Why does your Grandmother being a shit driver mean your life is ******? This isn't an FML...

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Deano_ed_69 0

Monday 9 February 2009 12:51

nice one you just killed it :S

k_tumble 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:48

Why does your Grandmother being a shit driver mean your life is ******? This isn't an FML...

Jbiebs82 0

Friday 11 June 2010 5:44

This means, when they were eating dinner, he grandma told her of once when she backed over a cat. just making it clear

jazzmin1997 16

Wednesday 23 April 2014 15:05

The rules say not to complain about whether a FML is a FML or not.

Amanda_Ruth 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:46

Oh. Poor kitty!

Water_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:45

Wow, what a way to ruin dinner.

diskincluded 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:54

F Kitty's Life.

GLaDOS8899 14

Thursday 12 December 2013 22:32

It's dead, it doesn't have a life.

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 19:46

I agree with # 1 and 7. Today I was ran over by a crazy old grandma driving a dinner table FML

Mauskau 35

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:25

omg rofl you've made me laugh so hard i love you

xAllygator 1

Tuesday 24 August 2010 5:31

Lmfao.

Tektite 14

Sunday 26 June 2011 0:32

LMAO

Boomi 38

Tuesday 13 September 2016 5:56

May that cat Rest In Piece.

Ange_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:09

That's not even that bad? Now if it was YOUR cat. Or if she tried to cook it or something.. yeah. ew. lol

chrisbeaudoin 26

Friday 23 October 2015 14:39

An animal is an animal wether it was op's or not that's quite sad

snoopy24_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 17:57

was it yours or a close friend's? because THAT'S what would make this be an fml...

craZlife 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:04

unless your grandma lives in an RV, that sounds difficult. perhaps you meant, "Today, while at the dinner table, my grandma told me she backed over a cat. FML" i'm not trying to be a grammar nazi. i only bother because it actually significantly changes the meaning of the sentence. was it your cat? sucks for the cat and the owner...shouldn't fyl too badly

zachherbert 10

Friday 12 August 2011 7:52

Also, grandma could be in a wheelchair and she backed into a cat

Amkii 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 8:28

lol @ #1. I was thinking the same thing!

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