Taste test

By Anonymous - 25/01/2014 12:28 - United States - Berkeley

Spicy
Today, my husband decided to put different condiments on my body to make our sex better. I was thinking whipped cream; he was feeling ketchup. FML
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ChristianH39 30

Did he call you his little French fry?

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stfudonnie 10

whatever works, it's not like you have to use ketchup. I love me some ketchup.

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zachthesadcat 6

"Honey, I got the ketchup! Now time to get this hotdog in it's bun!"

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dachayke 16

I'm never going to be able to eat another hot dog again.

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OctoDope 15

Watch the how its made for hotdogs. Its truly awful and disgusting how they make them. And no, I'm no vegan of any kind or some PETA person but honestly just youtube it.

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happle 21

Well now I'm glad I don't eat hotdogs.

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TheTacoMan 24

But, they still taste good, and that's not all hot dogs, like if you get kosher hotdogs they aren't made like that

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Chanti_fml 26

#109 Why are you trying to sell us kosher hotdogs? You should stay with the taco, man!

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Rainhawk94 27

Wait for the next condiment: mayonnaise

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ChelzTheWolfGirl 29

I here that's an instrument. Nothing like spiced up sex and music.

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DanielleinDC 33

Except this mayo doesn't come in a jar. But hey, OP, as long as you don't have to lick it off, what do you care? I can see why you're a bit squicked out, but it washes off the same.

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Meld86 12

It can be spicy ketchup. That's sexy

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olpally 32

Were fries involved as well? :) haha, I think your husband needs a better understanding of what sexy foods are. I suggest chocolate!

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kmartFTW 12

All of the possibilities for role playing...

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Enslaved 36

Hey, if it's a squeeze bottle, he can draw pictures on you. Get creative!

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FracturedMinds 21

This would have been much funnier if he was gay. "I wish to eat your hotdog boy!" Hmm... maybe I should try that with my boyfriend.

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kieralumina 30

I'm sorry but I just read your comment in commander Strax's voice. and now it is in my head forever

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Enslaved 36

"I'm different, yeah I'm different Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing" ** Yeah, it's different. I once had toothpaste drawn on me. Was fun until the cooling feeling turned to Wtf! I'm on fire!

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Enslaved 36

Yeah it was. ): He tried to recreate the-- Jellyfish's "Bellybutton" album cover. It actually looked cool!

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FracturedMinds 21

Yeah, that would look cool. Just be uncomfortable as hell. I'd like to be the one watching, not on the receiving end.

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Cass_x 22

ahh who caaaares. he's the one that has to eat it off you, so why even bother?

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