Take that

By anonymous - 26/01/2010 12:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML
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skyeyez9 24

At least the jaw kick just made him look like a jerk to the rest of the class.

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PeopleRSoDumb 0

You can't 'see' it coming, douche. If you're practicing patterns and you think he's going low and throws high, there's nothing do you can do. It's the exact same movement until the last moment. If you could lift your leg to kick, you would know this. His fault, either way. Props to OP though for taking a Muay Thai class, stuff is good to know. I wouldn't want to take a knee from you.

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Prestigex 0

When did role playing become a part of FML comments?

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pjfromok 0

Any retard that uses "your" in the place of "you're" needs to be kicked in the junk. Ice that jaw OP and get back to it. Mercy is for the weak!!

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Prestigex 0

No, no, no it's "you're hear that mercy?! Your for the weak!" Nut shot please. :3

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Prestigex 0

*Collapses* Thank you.(:

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Sirin_fml 46

Did someone say "rape"? Oh look, a Prestigex.

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dudeitsdanny 9

When we lost the ability to communicate offline, and realized we have superpowers online. -goes crazy throwing fireballs at everyone who doesn't like it-

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Prestigex 0

A prestigex! oh mah garsh. what's that?

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Be quiet and get back in your smoke puff, Sirin! You got a long way to go before you get to the Moon.

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Sirin_fml 46

*gets in tank* Hey guys, I have a tank*. Am I cool now? *may actually be a very small basket

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Prestigex 0

If you can't be 'em join 'em. *runs home to get his iron man suit.*

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

(small tear rolls down right cheek) I'm so happy for you and your tank. Now you can drive up to a neighboring tank or enemy/friend/smoothie hut and hit them with your sword. (http://www.gobiel.com/sonsofruss/motiv/images/drive-sword-demotivational-poster.jpg)

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