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By anonymous - 26/01/2010 12:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML

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By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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By Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

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By Stiny - 01/06/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 17:00

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Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:19

At least the jaw kick just made him look like a jerk to the rest of the class.

PeopleRSoDumb 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:48

You can't 'see' it coming, douche. If you're practicing patterns and you think he's going low and throws high, there's nothing do you can do. It's the exact same movement until the last moment. If you could lift your leg to kick, you would know this. His fault, either way. Props to OP though for taking a Muay Thai class, stuff is good to know. I wouldn't want to take a knee from you.

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Maddie_baybee 0

Monday 28 November 2011 6:41

LOL at the first comment. Muay Thai is clearly kick boxing and not dancing.

FightingOne 0

Friday 3 February 2012 1:50

You should switch to Tae Kwon Do!!! :)

Ninjasaurus18 9

Tuesday 8 May 2012 13:02

Why do they have a teenage girl and a full grown guy partnere up, in the first place? Usually, you're partnered up by height, weight and strength.

captainburke 5

Tuesday 31 July 2012 2:49

Muay Thai is the art of bare-hand man killing!

AndrewCB 4

Tuesday 4 December 2012 20:43

Not saying you completely deserved it, but it's kinda dumb to think he would go for a body shot and not a head shot. Observe next time.

guyfawke 5

Monday 4 March 2013 6:36

well, OP did say that her partner was older than her. I am assuming that this makes him taller as well, so a body kick for him could be a head kick for her. source: experience fighting people shorter than me.