Superfuzz Big Muff

By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
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DocBastard 38

You poor thing. Your funny boyfriend made a joke before pleasuring you. My heart weeps for you. ******* stuck up princess ass clown.

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TNB_xACiDiC 0

i did the same thing, my girl laughed;p

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RamziTheAwesome 0

Thts so funny!! why would u even care if he said tht he just wanted to funny :)

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moviefan92 0

hahaha that's the funniest thing eever! XD it's good to have a humor in bed! i hope you laughed at him and let him continue! :D little jealous now ;)

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doubledamn89 0

1. you either have a ****** that makes osama bin ladens beard look like a babys first hair; 2. it smells like mustard gas and tastes 5 times worse; or 3. he was making a joke with your robotic, no emotion and no sense of humor ass so you need to laugh, let him pleasure you and make a joke about him...that's what us grown-ups call "being in a relationship". so effing suck it up.

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AceArctic 4

At least he's going down on you in the first place. Most guy wouldn't so feel licky. (That typo is there for a reason spelling Nazis)

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justbigbs 6

wash that box woman, so the the both of you can enjoy, not just YOU

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