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My ideas come from an old rocking chair on my porch. She says dirty things to me when I rock on her. I rock her so hard she squeals and screeches the whole time. Sometimes I oil that ol' gal up and she's real quiet then. She's in a committed relationship with my love seat, but he's always inside so I sneak out and sit on her without him even knowing! I feel so bad about it.. But it feels so good..

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The Poop Monster that comes out of the toilet and eats your poo as you're taking a dump. Got my sister with that one when we were kids. She wouldn't poop for a week.

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I had a lot of weird phobias as a kid, one of them being the toilet. Though scared of the sink is another thing.. I hope it works out for you. If it makes you feel better, I quickly grew out of my phobia phase when I was about 7. The only fear that remains is of fires, but that's another matter. Good luck Op

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Till you have to deal with the public as your job you never realize how gross people really are. I used to barely get sick but now its a weekly thing.......probably has to do with I get people sneezing on their cash and I'm sure you can throw in some nasties that don't wash their paws after going to the bathroom.

i think you definitely got the better side of the deal. just make sure you dont take him on an airplane in the near future, as to not traumatize him further.. try the kitchen sink or the garden hose

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