Superfuzz Big Muff

By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
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DocBastard 38

You poor thing. Your funny boyfriend made a joke before pleasuring you. My heart weeps for you. ******* stuck up princess ass clown.

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TNB_xACiDiC 0

i did the same thing, my girl laughed;p

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GotALife 11

That's not what you are to say to a girl before you have sex, you should of slap him too. You know what dont have sex with a guy in the firstplace they can be so ******* rude, you see me i'm going to stay a virgin till I die.Proud :)

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Thale_fml 8

How is this being rude? We don't know the context of his comment, we don't know if he said it in a mean or playful way. The way I see it, he is trying to make her laugh, trying to lighten up the mood a bit. Not everyting about sex is serious, it can actually be a lot of fun if one loosens up a bit. Girls have to stop being so incredibly self-centered.

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cguinn17 9

GotALife is a rather ironic name for you since you seem to be somewhat troll-like

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Zebidee 8

Calm down OP. That was actually pretty funny.

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GotALife 11

#47 Ya funny enough to be double slapped

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Slinkydalatg 6

As long as she's clean shaven I love it.

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lilybugie 0

what a nice boyfriend you have.

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kh8975 4

Aww that's actually cute (:

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poobare2015 0

hahahahahahaha!!

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RedPillSucks 31

Meh, could have been worse. He could have said "fire in the hole!"

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22cute 17

ha! yeah, rite. I've seen that before. He'll be bringing women home while you're there. Leave his cheap ass now.

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