Superfuzz Big Muff

By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
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DocBastard 38

You poor thing. Your funny boyfriend made a joke before pleasuring you. My heart weeps for you. ******* stuck up princess ass clown.

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TNB_xACiDiC 0

i did the same thing, my girl laughed;p

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lemonypower 6

Get him a gas mask for Christmas.

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Judus_beej 0

smells like fish, tastes like chicken, plug your nose and keep on licking.

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Dog_Mask 0

If it taste like chicken, keep on licking. If it taste like trout, get the hell out.

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Andrewconnolly 0

This is not even an fml, I would probably do the same if i was drunk

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sourgirl101 28

Muff diver? Got to love that! However, please for his sake, wash those little fuzz balls that "Charmin" leaves off your cooch first.

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Obelia 3

lol sounds like you are a lucky woman, pity you have to bitch about it. Maybe he should dump you for someone that will appreciate him..... and if you smell that bad maybe you might want to review your personal hygiene habits.

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GotALife 11

What a **** jerk should of kick his ******* 2 inch balls

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Xythenol 6

Your life isn't ****** just because your boyfriend was trying to have a little fun. Christ, what is wrong with you girls? Get a damn sense of humor.

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GotALife 11

#42 ya a man with a 2 inch balls try to have what you call "fun" than okay

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fearthesteer 2

two inch balls are huge... if u mean diameter then DAMN!

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GotALife 11

#43 ha ha ha funny-_-

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dtbomb 3

as long as you don't use it as dip. That will make you poor and stupid.

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quadder 0

poor and stupid and also a nascar lover

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