Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Strange kink

Strange kink

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he got a call from his best friend, whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzipped his pants and mouthed, "She won't know." FML

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Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML

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By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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By TheGoodTwin - 14/07/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML

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By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the phone to make a call and had heard it all. FML

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By princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Tuesday 28 April 2009 10:14

Today, I called up my best friend because my grandfather had just died. I suddenly hear the sound of a zipper, some moaning, and a dialtone as he hangs up while I'm still bawling. FML

MtVernonVA 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:28

Then what happened?

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rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:28

I do that same thing all the time. EVERYTHING is better whilst... well, ya know. Driving, movies, watching sports, church, taking a crap....

Dhamy 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 17:09

LMAO. I think that's awesome! And hilarious. And just all around great. ... I don't really get how it's a "FYL" though... -blink-

Fields4mint 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 17:09

I don't see how this is a FYL. F her L. "Today, my grandfather died. I phoned my best friend to confide in him, and he was encouraging his girl/boyfriend to give him a ******* while I felt my heart was breaking. FML."

mouseintern 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 17:11

I consider this an FML on a few levels. First, the guy answers a call from another girl while messing around with his girlfriend. Now I see no problem with having close friends of the opposite gender when you're dating someone, but they should get bumped down the priority list. Secondly, even though this guy cares enough to interrupt things to take a call, he doesn't care about his friend enough to give her the respect she deserves during this hard time. Third, it does sound like he's just in it for the action. I agreed since you basically just found out your guy is a jerk.

Brittani090270 1

Tuesday 28 April 2009 17:12

Hahahaha. Even though I'm a girl, that is still freaking hilarious. At least your boyfriend didn't put the hot and heaviness on hold. But still, that cracks me up.