Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Strange kink

Strange kink

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he got a call from his best friend, whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzipped his pants and mouthed, "She won't know." FML

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By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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By TheGoodTwin - 14/07/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML

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By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the phone to make a call and had heard it all. FML

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By princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Nexxion 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 10:14

Today, I called up my best friend because my grandfather had just died. I suddenly hear the sound of a zipper, some moaning, and a dialtone as he hangs up while I'm still bawling. FML

MtVernonVA 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:28

Then what happened?

Comments

Nakedsquirrel 5

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:38

Hahhahahahahahahaha! That owns. Not really high-five worthy, but funny. Reminds me of a GTA cutscene where Vinny is getting a BJ from a hooker while on the phone with his mother, and Toni is disgusted once he finds out who he's talking to.

KawaiiRoxas 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 0:13

oh my god! XD hahaha. i'd laugh and walk away.

CheezerX 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 0:13

haha funny but not really an FYL...would be my of a FML for the best friend

clefairycynthia 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 0:54

Oooooooooh, I get it now! But that's more of a FML for the best friend.

dlogan93 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 1:13

what a legend. thats not an FML for you though, unless the "best friend" is a **** buddy.

rwarlol 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 1:24

hey it's like completing the circle of life. one ends another one starts.

ThatsAli3 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 1:39

that was not nice of him. he's a terrible friend. And maybe it was fml i just realized my boyfriends an asshole? seriously. there are proper times, and that was not one of them. if he didn't want to stop what he was doing... he shouldn't have picked up the phone.

Ric3ball 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 1:47

LMAO

Islander_fml 5

Wednesday 29 April 2009 1:50

This is pretty damn funny. Really, I don't find his actions offensive. Rather cavalier, yes, but you can still feel sorry for someone else and enjoy your own pleasure at the same time.