Bodyshaming

By auslander - 12/08/2009 20:13 - Switzerland

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 758
You deserved it 7 919

Same thing different taste

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"Today, I was in the pool at a waterpark when the supervisor came to me saying someone had complained.Aparently the complained was that there was a topless girl in the pool, the topless "girl" was me,I'm a guy, I'm 15. FML"

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no1askdu 5

yes that does...but this is more of a FHL for being mistaken for a fat topless girl.

HahaYDI 0

haha my comment is appearing as the third one, so you all can suck it.

i once saw a man wearing a sports bra while he was running. i lol'd

yah exactly ban fat people. they displace all the water anyways

notlovingit 0

lmao mean but true in all honesty get a treadmill

people above a certain bmi should be required to wear shirts in public.

and anyone below it dosent have to, ANYONE? that means girls too ;)

why should boys be allowe to be topless, but girls not? it's a double standard >:(

Because guys are supposed to have wash-board abs and pecs… the kind that girls kill for… if girls were topless America would be loved by the world…

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! xD That was kinda awkard and mean... but it¡s funny, i'm sorry xD!!!

girandwogpig 0

It could not of have been man boobs. Maybe the OP thought it was a boy but it was really a tranny >.> Then we'd have a real fml on hand.

seph23 0

it sorta pisses me off when ppl talk shit without knowing the situation... so just do me a favor and look up GYNECOMASTIA in a medical dictionary online or sumthin... i take perty good care of myself and i still have that problem.... so maybe u can get sum knowledge on the subject before talking shit about it....

You're right. Plus, all FEMALE boobs aren't "perky" or look like pornstar boobs.

What, now being transgender = automatic FML?? Anyway, this is a YDI to the pool for being sexist and forcing women to cover up body parts that men are allowed to have bare.

@158 I wouldn't mind if girls went topless

seansbro56 10

I totally agree its disgusting!

Catto-Golden 23

OOMIGOD!!!! that is soooooo funny!!!!! Hold my waffle while I ROFL...... tehe......

"Today, I was in the pool at a waterpark when the supervisor came to me saying someone had complained.Aparently the complained was that there was a topless girl in the pool, the topless "girl" was me,I'm a guy, I'm 15. FML"

honeyishrnkdakid 2

FTW! Usually I don't like when people make up FML's from the perspective of the other person who was the one who was actually ******, because usually they suck, but you my friend did a good job :-)

i agree. they usuallly ruin it. but this nailed it. and op that sucks. im sorry. but i feel sorry for the boy too :(

Unregistered 0

yes. . . because with all the great spelling and grammar this has the making of a true fml . . . . seriously "The complained was". . . just stop okay

Kiwi_Splash 0

HAHAHAHAHHA @Unregistered. Exactly, I got really pissed off reading it, too. Back to topic, I feel bad for the kid though. I mean that must have been really embarassing.

ok I am sorry if it pisses you off but I wrote that really fast and my ideas were not clear, and considering the fact that I am a 15 year old that doesn't live in the U.S.A or any other country where people talk in english I think it's okay. Cuando me hables español perfecto voy a dejar que me critiques el ingles sin darte una respuesta bueno? gracias

You don't seem to know Spanish, either. El español usa dos signos de interrogación, hermano. (¿?)

BooGhosted 0

Rawr I know one word in spanish ! bonjour ok two si maybe three tres bien !!!

Two out of three of those words were french, not Spanish